Fast money

Has anyone perfected the art of making some easy money? Or making money grow on trees? If so, please let me know as soon as possible. I highly anticipate your reply. I'm getting tired of spending and want to be earning. I don't like watching my bank account dwindle. You might suggest I get a job. If you didn't hear me the first time, I said easy money.

As much as I don't like to work, I wouldn't mind doing something. Maybe not 40 hours a week though. That my friend, is pushing it. I'm not a 40 hour a week kind of guy. Let's start with 20 and we'll see how it goes. Anyone have any bright ideas? Come on. I'm waiting.

Yeah, I could teach English. And I might just do that. A while back, I met this guy who was selling goods he found in the market on eBay. And he was seemingly doing pretty well. But I can't bring myself to knowingly sell counterfeit goods. I'm that morally superior. Yeah, yeah, if only I knew exactly how he did it. Damn!